1. Do you like hugs?
a: The fact that you even need to ask suggests you know little about me....human

2.If so, do you want a hug right now?
a: Of course

3. Would you like some cheese?
a: Ummm...no thanks

4. What is your weirdest nickname?
a: Squirrelly

5. What is the lightest(chavyist song) you have ever listened to?
a: Like I would EVER listen to a chavy song!

6. What's your fave console game?
a: MHFU or Assassin's Creed

7. Do you want kids when your older?
a: HAH! No

8. What's your worst colour?
a: I don't actually know....

9. Has your mother/father ever made you wear something you really didn't want to wear if so what?
a: Clothes

10. What's the worst thing you have ever ate?
a: Gammon...eeeeew

11. Do you like fash(fish)?
a: YUP .

12. Whats your fave day of the year?
a: I do not know.

13. Who are your fave mates?
a: I love them all. Because they're awesome.

14. What do you want to do when your older?
a: I dunno...some computer based thingie

15. What's your fave quote?
a: "Political correctness is just tyranny with manners"

16: Whats your fave word?
a: Confradoodleded

17. So you like politics?
a: NO! Bring out the shotgun!

18. whats the boringist film you have ever watched?
a: *facepalms"

19. are you liking this?
a: Meh I can live with it

20. did you just lie to keep me happy?
a: Like I would do such a thing...oh wait knowing me I might...but not now

21. Have you ever lied to please others?
a: yup

22. Have you ever cheated on someone?
a: No. Not. Never.

23. Do you put on a smile to please others?
a: Yes

24. Are you cold right now?
a: Fuckin' freezin actually

25: What is your fave band?
a: *deeeeeep breath* METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!

26.What was the last song you listend to?
a: Unforgiven III by Metallica.

27. How many songs have you got on your ipod, mp4, mp3 etc?
a: Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots.....etc.

28. what is your fave number?
a: 17

29. What do you normally wear?(dont just say clothes XD)
a: Jeans....a shirt...a hoodie....socks....underwear.....2 wristbands....Dragon necklace....skull gloves

30. Are you a virgin?
a: No, I'm with Vod....*looks at Bethy's journal* ...crap....I'm with T-mobile

31. Can you dance?
a: Oh my yes.

32. Out of all people you hate on earth and you could get away with killing just one who would it be?
a: I hate all humans equally...so all of them...?

33. Have you ever been lost?
a: Yes

34. If so where?
a: Here.

35. What's your fave colour?
a: Purple or black

36. When was the last time you were bored apart from now?
a: about 3 minutes ago.

37. Is there anyone who you fancy who dont love you back?
a: Don't think so.

38. What's your fave girl name?
a: I no know.

39. What's your fave boy name?
a: Alan...duh!

40. Have you ever changed how you dress to please others?
a: ......no

41. Do you like your self/ are you proud of who you are?
a: I....am not sure

42. Do you listen to your friends?
a: Yes.

43. Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
a: Nope.

44. Do you want to kill yourself?
a: I dunno...maybe I will want to in the future...I'd probably get bored being dead though and come back alive

45. When was the last time you cried?
a: *thinks* a while ago it was....

46.Do you like cows?
a: Except when they chase me...meh they're ok

47. What are you doing right now apart from this?
a: MSN, Music and Neoseeker Forums

48. Do you like my tree?
a: What tree?

49. What number are we on?
a: Well aren't we Captain Cleverness?

50. Do you want to buy a cake?
a: No, my loyal minion bring me cake on a silver plate.

51. Would you like a a cookie?
a: Yes. Gimme the damn cookie!

52. Whats your fave subject?
a: Computing stuff obviously

53. Do you like bright lights?
a: Not bothered

54. Is candy pants awesome?
a: Of course

55. Did you like this?
a: It was OK